In college, I was a comparative lit major. That basically means I love words, I love books. Keep that in mind if you decide to send me a resume.
Even though I consider my grasp of the English language pretty good, I still grab the dictionary and look up a word if I want to confirm its nuances. Which is what these people should have done…
- How about the person who provided “proper instructing of instillation of equipment during surgeries.” Instillation- really? I wonder if there is any moonshine involved.
- Exactly the opposite of what they intended: “My successful and verifiable entrepreneurial experience in sales and new business development has required that I be tenuous in my approach to the business and sell through strong relationship development.” Frankly dear, I don’t know anyone who is looking for a tenuous rep. Usually, quite the opposite.
- Or the overly empathetic cover letter: “I understand that in these current economic times you are intonated with potential candidates for career advancement. I am sure that at times it is actually overwhelming.” While the sentiment is appreciated, let me set the record straight: I do not generally sing or chant while reviewing resumes, even when I get a lot of them.
So don’t be shy about whipping out your dictionary if you are reaching for the right word. Better to get the right one than an unintended meaning.